Because I Can
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok

katzmatt:

flowerofdawn:

kallielefdrawward:

This man.

unsurprisingly his facts are completely straight, im on my first read-through of the silmarillion right now

i dont think you understand 

colbert is THE BIGGEST LOTR NERD YOU WILL EVER FIND 

justlikeluna:

restlesslyaspiring:

I am really loving this.

I will always reblog this. Always.

nenilein:

Phoenix Wright wrote a book.

nenilein:

Phoenix Wright wrote a book.

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

[x]

Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

atopfourthwall:

best-of-funny:

vardaesque:

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE

X

Leviticus and Deuteronomy are really stupid books.

atopfourthwall:

best-of-funny:

vardaesque:

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE

X

Leviticus and Deuteronomy are really stupid books.

edwardspoonhands:

Whenever I see this GIFset on my dash, I know it’s a bad day. But I’m glad to remind myself that I feel this way on days like today.

535,453 plays

donesparce:

havesomakorra:

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you captive and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

Holy mother of god.

i advise you listen to this because yes that description is perfect

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