unsurprisingly his facts are completely straight, im on my first read-through of the silmarillion right now
i dont think you understand
colbert is THE BIGGEST LOTR NERD YOU WILL EVER FIND
Phoenix Wright wrote a book.
Stephen fry. Stop it.
You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.
I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE
Leviticus and Deuteronomy are really stupid books.
Whenever I see this GIFset on my dash, I know it’s a bad day. But I’m glad to remind myself that I feel this way on days like today.
Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]
it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you captive and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs
Holy mother of god.
i advise you listen to this because yes that description is perfect